The cutest couple ever to exist they are together and love eachother for the world but it is on and off and neither is sure it is meant to be
by Loverforyou101 October 04, 2021
Oliver is a sweet kind and caring boy he never thinks of anyone but himself, sorry other than himself ;). He is often associated with animals such as cats and turtles and is a big fan of sooty and sweep. His usual talent is art and one day he will go on to make a fantastic set designer for west end musicals alongside a friend who will play a leading role. Either that or they will become big time models and be centre fold AND front page of grazia. His usualy nicknames are handyman and nibbles. On a more serious note Oliver is the bee's knees and i love him! He certainly knows how to make fun of 23 year old situation,! Matilda and cookies i can hardly wait! :)
Oliver Morphet is a cat
by natasha.louise.93 June 14, 2009
a guy who likes to be racist but when people say anything about Mexico he'll get pissed cuz he's a immigrant. He thinks he can fight but he's a fat pig who'll get knocked out easily.
by Oliver Flores March 05, 2018
Biggest dosser going, supports a dead team and thinks he's a top shagger. Oliver Murdoch also the tiniest nob known to mankind and when he tried to shag Clarke Harris a washed up pen merchant for Peterborough Shited Fc he couldn't get hard, poor Oliver has Erectile Dysfunction.
Oliver Murdoch is a wanker he wears a wankers hat he supports shit football team and he's a fucking twat.
by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021
A big dick with two fucknuts as its friends who lives in a scrotum. Likes to go into dark caves and lives in a forest.
by Ianlicksmyballs May 03, 2011
the definition of an oompaloompa. very very very short and stubby. terrible schooler and has the most funny laugh and is very very very slow and is the most trash kid at fortnite and is legit dog shit and does not even know how to do anything other then cry to his mum. LOL
by YOUR-MUM-LOSER May 29, 2023
A incredible friend who will always be by your side. He is the most loyal person that you will know. He is really easy to talk to and will set you up with any girl
I wish I was Oliver
I wish I was Oliver
by Anaonymus October 01, 2020