ninja load

A portion of ejaculate that is discovered after due diligence is made to clean up after ones self. The location of which is usually surprising or unexpected.

"I just discovered a ninja load under the bill of my hat! I have been walking around unaware for an hour."

by Jastro February 7, 2014

loading-a-boat

Also known as 'Heimbindering'. Means to make something up from whole cloth.

He gave me all the answers but they were wrong. Turns out he was loading-a-boat.

by jgspro February 26, 2014

dropping their load

Droping their load 1.Cumming

Dude: yo bro I totally dropped my load in her
Dude 2: every has been dropping their load in her

by me myself and Ihe'd staff genr March 10, 2014

hat loads

when you have a large quantity of a item

"you got any of that stuff mate"
"yes me ol china son i got a hat load me old pal hat loads I tell ya son"

by doctor team and creepersons April 19, 2014

Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.

Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!

by FluffyPookins August 7, 2014

toilet load

1. the result after eating an extremely large meal

2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit

"Man, I just ate 5 burritos at Taco Bell. That's gonna be a toilet load."

"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit

by mindtank January 12, 2015

stink load

After you eat a lot of garlic and blow a load on her face. It stinks like garlic

I blew a stink load on her face

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013