Penis erectus

A slang term for vigra

Pass that penis erectus so I can put down these bitches

by Frank abbs July 21, 2018

Penis Boppy

The fat area around a man's penis. It can be so fat that his penis appears smaller than it really is due to the fat sucking it inwards. The equivalent to a "fupa" on a female.

I tried to get my freak on with Mike last night, but his penis boppy was so fat he had a hard time screwing me.

by MaryMary90 February 3, 2014

penis waggle

penis waggle
when you are realy exited your penis waggles agresivly just like a dogs tail

penis waggle
guy 1: my penis is waggin real bad right now i cant feel it

guy 2: what made it start

guy 1: i won 5 quid on the lottery

by A PErson called IG November 28, 2012

Penis Feeder

Any player in Destiny who spams their super or heavy weapon to kill players in Crucible. Players usually think they are hot shit when doing this and are penis feeding the players they kill.

"Oh no that guy is using Hammer of Sol, you're about to get penis fed."

"He's a Penis Feeder."

by TheDrifter101 December 20, 2019

Penis helmet

A soviet era helmet, more commonly known as SSh-68 that closely resembles the head of the male genitalia.

Q: "Why are you wearing this stupid penis helmet Vitia? We got issued 6B27 helmets long time ago."
A: "What are you talking about, this is my father's trusty SSh-68"

by Minecraft superstar May 3, 2020

Penis Monkey

A mythical creature in the stories told around 2000 years ago about a legendary monkey that has god-like/omnipotent powers that will walk up to you in your dreams and steal your penis if you're a bad kid. Although it's just a tale that teaches kids to be good, this phenomena has shown up in many photos from the early 1860s to 1970s, only to disappear completely from every photo 69 hours later, after the picture was taken. Although having unlimited power would make you have every power imaginable and every power unimaginable, he only recorded powers are as follows:

-Teleportation
-The ability to make the skin of your penis roll up on itself and shred apart.
-Monky
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-Ability to show himself in dreams.
-Ability to erase evidence of his existence.
-Immortality/Invincibility

Derek: Dude, what happened, why were you in the hospital?
James: T-the p-p-penis m-monkey got me.
Derek: Who? What are you talking about?
James: MY PENIS I-IT'S GONE!!
Derek: D: oh no
Tyrone: What happened?
Derek: Penis Monkey.

by poopoo monkey machine man May 26, 2020

Penis wrinkle

My friends a penis wrinkle

Holden is a penis wrinkle

by Ratchet hat November 17, 2021