crunk music

Music that gets you crunk.
Best experienced when you're stoned and drunk.

The lyrics don't make sense but that doesn't matter because its just high-energy go-crazy music.

Lil' Jon, Lil' Scrappy, Crime Mob, Ying Tang Twins

by dr. crunk June 12, 2005

modern music

music with no real value or meaning. basically sound that is only technically music.

modern music, rap, the jonas brothers, my chemical romance, avenged sevenfold, slipknot, james blunt, green day

by aqwsderf March 7, 2009

smarm music

The far opposite of grunge music. A music genre that has been popularized by such artists as Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Jasom Mraz and Norah Jones; has been recently copied and imitated by a whole new crop of musicians. "Feel good" music characterized by acoustic guitars, highly polished radio friendly sound and dry raspy nasal voices.

Annoying ditzy girl: Heyyy boy! I bought extra tickets to the Grand Oaks Pussy Music Festival at Club Tres Chic. You wanna come?

Annoyed guy: Fuck that smarm music! I'm going to the Rob Zombie concert and rock out with my cock out!

by da troof hurts October 23, 2012

Valley of the Kings Music

Indie Record Label and Recording Studio located in Dallas Texas. Founded by Billy Syn, Mario T, Kelly Syn and Associates

Billy Syn, from Valley of the Kings Music can be found making a name for himself as the next up and coming producer to break out in Dallas. Billy Syn has production featured on Young Bleed"s upcoming LP "Once Upon a Time in Amedica"

by Mario T January 6, 2008

"High School Musical" Jump

A "High School Musical" Jump is a picture taken of someone while they have jumped and are in mid-air. It is inspired by the popular "High School Musical" movie posters of the cast members jumping in mid-air (hence the title).

Joe: Let's take a picture.

Alex: Let's make it of a "High School Musical" Jump!

Joe: Alright.

Alex: Okay...one...two...three...jump!

(As they jump and are in mid-air, the camera takes the picture.)

by gizmo19961 October 25, 2009

musical fruit

Beans. Not jelly beans, but smelly beans.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.

Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

white girl music

Girly, annoying music that you would typically find a white girl listening to... for example, {Taylor swift}

Bro, you gotta stop listening to that white girl music

by Chikinthenuggets December 31, 2018