massage unicorn

Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.

My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)

by Zen Unicorn May 23, 2016

massachusetts mailbag

The mailbag in which a multitude of males have ejaculated in, which has the sole purpose of hitting a female across the face with said bag.

I was hanging out at the post office but had to leave after getting hit with a Massachusetts mailbag

by I am a mailman I know March 1, 2017

massachusetts anal party

When you bring your friend Zack to a family party and your grandmother proceeds to persuade Zack to come into her cottage for some "Cake" also known as her ass. Once Zack and your grandmother go into the cottage you follow a minute or so later to find that Zack and 8 other women (All 70 years old +) are having anal sex.

I went to a wild Massachusetts anal party last night

by Twiixx June 23, 2017

massachusetts milkshake

when you get a straw and put in in a vagina and try to cum in it or drink the squirt

I had a good Massachusetts milkshake last night

by ass eater69 May 2, 2018

Messable

Someone who is most prone to being messed with

Nate is very messable.

by Made up Mark May 27, 2018

Massachusetts

Codeword for "massive huge tits". Usually used to unsuspiciously inform your bros about a woman with massive mammaries, without drawing the attention of the rack-holder.

Bro A: "Yo dude, Massachusetts."
Bro B: "Oh yeah, would definately move there."

by DDosDA September 4, 2018

Massacre

Noun - What I imagine a massive amount of murders (groups) of crows are called. If it hasn't been proven wrong, I am correct in my assumption.

I saw a massacre of crows sitting on my roof yesterday. They're currently surrounding my house.

by Iwantfrineds March 30, 2023