Scared Moose

When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.

Change lanes and when her eyes get big give her antlers... scared moose!

by maninja19 December 9, 2010

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Typhon of Rivia(Moose)

A really fat white boy who hasn't passed algebra 2 yet. Has a nerdy voice and tries to act tough on discord.com.

Tyrell: yo did you hear that Typhon of Rivia(Moose) got slammed by Apollo?

Amir: the fat white kid who uses big words on discord.com?

Tyrell: yeah

by Evrrr July 14, 2022

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Moose flett

Moose, he’s a legend. Nothing really left to say...you will usually find him playing beer darts and or just getting absolutely belligerent. He’s usually hanging with the bad boys, Alex G, Jake Kustra, Dobs, Bingham, Benny Kor, etc. He plays hockey in Fort Frances Ontario for the Fort Frances Lakers. Can’t go a day with his three favourite things. Beers, chicks, hockey.

Beer darts at Moose fletts?

by Themanthemyththeflett November 27, 2018

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Moose Lips

Moose Lips is a term used to describe the size of a black person's lips.

Tyrone can really gobble down watermelon fast with the help of his big moose lips.

by Ieatnutz February 2, 2025

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Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.

Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”

by Abceinstein July 23, 2025

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