Derpanchy Monster

A term used for a duo of drunken fools who hit bars like tornadoes hit Oklahoma.
Oh my god, the Derpanchy Monster just walked in the door. Hide yo wives, hide yo keeds -- just feed them copious amounts of booze and let's hope they leave the bar in one piece.
by Sleezy D-Wreck December 22, 2011
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Monster Wave

An extremely large wave coming from the ocean; notably in Cape Cod, Massachusetts. Often mistaken for a Master Wave; however Master Waves are much smaller than Monster Waves. People often boogie-board Monster Waves.
"Oh my gosh, it's a Monster Wave! Let's ride the Monster Wave!"
by North American Wave Society August 30, 2009
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vegie monster

A vegie monster hated character on the TV show Seasame Street. He was made so children could eat more vegies and he replaced the cookie monster. This caused an outrage and little children rebelled against vegetables which backfired their cause for the vegie monster. The vegie monster got fired and little kids all around are still eating cookies and getting fat.
vegie monster
by Cl Rodden February 06, 2011
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Cuck Monster

The act of letting any man bang your old lady and you collect all the cum with your mouth.
Carl Kluge is such a fuckin cuck monster
by Ravish12 December 09, 2017
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honey-monster

a term used to describe two people (usually female) where one is nice looking (the Honey) and the other is ugly (the monster)
Robin: Cor Batman, Look at them two!
Batman: Yes Robin, it's that damn honey-monster theory again!!!
by Johnny B March 14, 2004
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slug monster

i) a general analogy for all things terrible and horrendous in nature.

1) ripping someones shit out by sticking your arm elbow deep in their face is a type of "slug monstering".

2) If a child is vampiric then by law you must axe their throats. This is another manner of slug monstering someone. Or SM'ing their shit.
by Kade/Sarah February 18, 2008
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vagina monster

One who has mastered the art of the clitoris
pussy twat eater master pleaser the man
John" ahhh, catch your breath first, but was it good?...."
Tiffany " babe, you're the vagina monster!"
by Jewbacabra September 29, 2015
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