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Toss Monkey

A Toss Monkey is someone who takes great pleasure in wanking off monkeys.
John didn't show up for my driving lesson today, what a toss monkey!
by Garythegreatandpowerful September 9, 2019
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Pox monkey

Three weeks after I dated that pox monkey I had rash all over my bum.
by beast82nl May 20, 2022
mugGet the Pox monkeymug.

freeze the monkey

When its winter i like to make a snowmen to freeze the monkey
by ILoveEcchiAnime August 10, 2019
mugGet the freeze the monkeymug.

Monkey Bashes

A fighting technique that involves using downwards smashing with the side of the fist like a monkey would.
Michael:”He beat that kid up”
John:”Those monkey bashes were dangerous
by YungBritish February 8, 2019
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monkey grooming

The act of 2 bearded co workers picking crumbs from each others beards and/or shoulder or back hair.
Philip and Roger were in the breakroom monkey grooming each other. How does one lose control of their cracker crumbs.
by Goshma Ballsich November 14, 2013
mugGet the monkey groomingmug.

rough monkey

a really hairy black man who abuses women
by lewisg1989 March 30, 2017
mugGet the rough monkeymug.

shing monkey

someone who is just doing dumb/stupid things and acts stupid.
Wow, Galen is such a shing monkey
by Dave's World March 10, 2017
mugGet the shing monkeymug.

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