ripe MILF

The term for an attractive older woman between the ages of 30 to 40 years.
As Josh stood in line at the coffee shop waiting to receive his non-fat vanilla latte, he looked around in excitement at all the "ripe milfs" talking, laughing, and gushing sex pheromones.
by The Nut 27 February 09, 2012
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Miami MILF Party

Miami MILF Party is a MILF Party with hot, sexy MILFs usually Latinas in Miami with big ass fake tits and tight pussies spending their hubby's money at a party where they meet younger guys (18+).
Sebastian Cruz throws the best Miami MILF Party with the hottest young bulls and sexiest Latina MILFs
by MiamiSwingersFan May 20, 2023
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Milf Rock

A sexy mum that is either curvey or fat to the point were she looks like a sack of potatoes.
Guy 1:Yo my dude I just fucked a Milf Rock.
Guy 2:Why?
by The Dank Man July 02, 2018
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Penis Milf

A penis milf; When she is a huge ass milf for long shlong penises. (is also used as an exclamation of excitement)
by _xXSHAWTYPENISMILFXx_ March 20, 2021
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Big momma milf

Big momma milf will fuck you hard as shit your dick will fall of but one down fall is that she only likes small and medium size dick and they only like whites and asians
Look it's big momma milf she's so hot and busty let's go get her
by Tarry66 January 14, 2020
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Foster Milf

A milf who fosters woman until they find their forever homes.
Succubus #1; "Stacey's mom just doesn't have it going on anymore...."

Succubus #2; "Right?! We need us a good ol' foster milf!!"

**HIGH FIVES EACH OTHER BUT MISSES**
by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 02, 2024
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Milf Munchies

After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.
Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?

Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.
by Jackolous Bakray August 22, 2021
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