Miles off it

A blanket statement used to describe something/someone which is severely below par, it can be used in many contexts, particularly common when describing the attractiveness of a person, or an unconventional idea.

Fabio: what do you think of this outfit?
Wilson: it’s miles off it

Dre: I think this girl is well fit, what do you reckon?
Wilson: nah, she’s miles off it

Shane: what do you think of pineapple on pizza?
Wilson: that’s miles off it

by Lord Andreas II August 22, 2025

Alabama Mile Marker

When a guy pulls out, nuts on a girls back, and sticks a receipt on it.

Yeah dude, last night I gave this chick an Alabama Mile Marker.

by UncStatus February 7, 2025

Miles-on

1. A cling-on who is even more of a loser.
2. A gay man
3. To get a hard-on in which your Johnson shrinks
4. The man which gives you definition 3

Chris: bro he is such a miles-on
Nathan: Ikr
Devin: I bet he’s also gay
Chris: 3, 2, 1, and it just shrunk

by John Johnson the third February 9, 2025

A Emerson Mile

A Emerson Mile is 5 miles and it said by a small town in China

Let's go run a Emerson miles

by Himothy the 3rd of the wall June 11, 2024

Miles

He tries his best. He's had a rough life, but he's been trying to make things right with himself ever since he was able to gain his own understanding. He's very chill, and he can definitely be helpful in a situation when it calls for it. He'll always try to be there for his friends, even if he'll sometimes resort to pushing them away. Miles will brave a bad storm with you until everything is right with the world again, and he'll always, always try his best. Miles will always be empathetic, and find something within himself to help you out one way or another.

Miles? Like the Spider-Man Miles? That's so cool!

Not at all like the Spider-Man Miles.

by _wxrldly June 19, 2024

Mark mile

A mark mile is a unit of measurement where one standard mile is equivalent to five mark miles. In other words, 1 mile = 5 mark miles. This unit can be used for any calculation involving distance, where distances are converted by multiplying the number of miles by five to get the equivalent number of mark miles. This derives from mark the half man who is short, walking is strenuous on him.

I had to walk 1 mile to the store, which was 5 mark miles.

by Zeeman2121 June 21, 2024

Eight Mile Plains

A large suburb in Brisbane’s Southside. Contains mainly Asian people - Koreans, Chinese, Indians.

I live in Eight Mile Plains.

by Rpeng5 June 25, 2024