Mexican Frootloop

A Mexican Frootloop refers to a man's scrotom whilst he is in the act of pulling his testicles up, over his erect penis. One testicle is pulled up on the left side, and one on the right so that they meet in the middle above the penis forming the scrotom into a loop.

I woke up in the morning, and walked to the kitchen to eat breakfast with my girlfriend. When I arived at the kitchen she asked me if I had any cereal. To which I replied... "I'll give ya some cereal BITCH!" As I ripped off my pants and gave her the ol' Mexican Frootloop.

by Alistair the Classy November 3, 2010

Mexican Craigslist

The curb where you put functional yet unwanted items, such as furniture or electronics, in hopes that someone can find use for your stuff and pick it up. The net benefit is that someone can use your perfectly good items and you allay some of the white guilt you feel for buying into the materialist tendencies of society.

I bought a new 60" 3D HDTV and didn't need my old 42" one so I put it on Mexican Craigslist. It was gone about 30 minutes later.

by Senor Muy Stupido March 23, 2011

mexican shower

Alternate to traditional shower. Spraying some air freshener vertically over your head and letting the mist fall on your body/clothes for quick, easy and cheap oder destruction.

Drew rolled out of bed realizing he was late for class, and grabbed the fabreez for a quick mexican shower.

by the D. November 20, 2009

mexican shadow

noun; a distinct silhouette of a human form left in sweat or general bodily oils, most often on beds or car hoods

He just showed up, got drunk, passed out on my bed, and left a soaking wet mexican shadow on my bed.

by Martin C. Peaches December 25, 2010

Chinese Mexican

A Chinese person who works all the time.

Dude, the people that work at that Chinese place up the street are some serious Chinese Mexicans. It seems like they are working there all the time!

by Joe Salone September 22, 2010

Mexican pancake

When you cum someone's face, let it dry, than they eat it

He makes the most delish mexican pancakes for me

by Limp noodle soup June 26, 2018

Mexican Seaweed

When you're fucking a girl and when she orgasms you shove seaweed down her throat, and then you push her down a flight of stairs.

Yo dude i totally gave this girla Mexican Seaweed last night. Man that's the Real Deal.

by The Fearsome Threesome January 27, 2010