by Rumpus b February 12, 2024
Person 1: “Bro i just hit a blinker”
Person 2: “you should try to run a fein mile”
Person 1: “ight bet,” *runs for 20 seconds*
Person 2: “you should try to run a fein mile”
Person 1: “ight bet,” *runs for 20 seconds*
by BruteJeans January 09, 2024
1. A cling-on who is even more of a loser.
2. A gay man
3. To get a hard-on in which your Johnson shrinks
4. The man which gives you definition 3
2. A gay man
3. To get a hard-on in which your Johnson shrinks
4. The man which gives you definition 3
Chris: bro he is such a miles-on
Nathan: Ikr
Devin: I bet he’s also gay
Chris: 3, 2, 1, and it just shrunk
Nathan: Ikr
Devin: I bet he’s also gay
Chris: 3, 2, 1, and it just shrunk
by John Johnson the third February 09, 2025
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 09, 2021
by Miah miah July 25, 2017
When you dump astro glide on an 8 mile slip and slide using a mountain bike, and then go down the slip and slide on your erect penis.
by cajungeek March 05, 2020
1) Highest level of the Mile High Club that one can achieve. To have sex with the pilot in an aircraft at least 1 mile high above the ground. The pilot having sex becomes a Mile High Club Host, and the other individual becomes a Mile High Club VIP (Very Important Passenger).
2) If a Pilot and Co-Pilot have sex, they both become Mile High Club Hosts. If a passenger has sex with a flight attendant, they both become Mile High Club VIPs.
2) If a Pilot and Co-Pilot have sex, they both become Mile High Club Hosts. If a passenger has sex with a flight attendant, they both become Mile High Club VIPs.
Spencer: Hey George! I heard you took Kacy up for a flight for your date. Did you join the Mile High Club?
George: Yep in fact I’m now a Mile High Club Host and she’s a Mile High Club VIP😏
George: Yep in fact I’m now a Mile High Club Host and she’s a Mile High Club VIP😏
by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot69 July 26, 2024