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The Michael Peroxaan Effect

making you buy products you never intended to buy initally
This is what I call The Michael Peroxaan Effect™️
by NovaHEV October 19, 2020
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Pulling a Michael Yorsz

When you're standing alone in a crowd, looking somewhere else, and looking like a model while you're at it without intending to.
Girl 1: "Lookin like a model, Aliya!"

Girl 2: "Yeah, you just pulled a Michael Yorsz right there! Don't move! *snaps picture* Hastagh Pulling A Michael Yorsz."
by Jenny110 May 27, 2018
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Colorblindes de matches

a sickness people get when they use too much aimbot on rocket league, specifically they see there car color change in matches even tho they are normal when they are in the lobby.
person 1: ”bro why’s my car’s color changed bruh”
person 2: ”brudda u prolly got Colorblindes de matches withcho aimbot usin ass”
by king_sheeks July 25, 2021
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Michael

He will kill you.

Do not engage in political conversation with him, as when he is proven wrong he will stab you with a pen.
He has probably killed before, and been threatened to be killed by multiple people, both friends and enemies.

All summed up, he'll probably be an alright friend.
“Hi Michael! I think you’re wrong about your opinion on-”
*proceeds to stab you with pen*
by FelixWilhelm June 19, 2019
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Mitchell Davis

Probably the hottest most amazing guy on Youtube. He's got a friend named Kyle and makes people laugh in the strangest ways like talking to himself, zebra dancing, rapping, and randomness. Mitchell Davis-Life. EndofStory.
"This is awkward... but I like it." -Mitchell Davis

"I'm getting a headache from all the randomness." -Mitchell Davis

"Randomness is hard. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! ... That sounded really creepy when I said that." -Mitchell Davis

"If you're doing this right now, you're a bamf." -Mitchell Davis

"Hey! I love life ruiners." -Mitchell Davis

"Is Ohio Really For Lovers? No, it's not. If it was, we'd probably be a little happier." -Mitchell Davis

"I'm like a ziploc bag. I'm solid but you can see through me sometimes." -Mitchell Davis
by mitchell's lover. (: April 16, 2009
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michael

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Michael a very cool person.
by Anonymous Girl July 21, 2008
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Michael Jackson

Hmm.. where should I start??

The King of Pop
Pop Music Icon
Record in the Guiness Book of World Records as most money spent to charities
The family that accused Michael Jackson of molesting their child admitted that they only did it for money
Michael Jackson was and will be the most talented entertainer in the world
Unfortunately, lots of people today are brainwashed by The Media and believe every little lie they come up with
Most of the world sees Michael Jackson as the real, talented, fun, loving, innocent guy he really is while the rest see him as what The Media, or what I like to call them, "The Lies" sees him as....
He died June 25, 2009, a day after my birthday.
He will never be forgotten....
R.I.P. Michael Jackson <3
Michael Jackson: If you wanna make the world a better place, then take a look at yourself and make a change

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by MissKayla July 17, 2009
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