Matthew

A man of great stature and definitely of allah. His penis is very long im sure, almost as long as mine. He prays five times a day to allah, and reads the torah, shit i mean koran 4 hours a day. My father has been begging him to marry his youngest daughter, but he has refused since he is still working for the norwegian government and is not that down bad yet. Im personally very interested in matthew and hopefully by the time we are wed my waves will have come in completely.

-Wavecheck

Oh lookie here, that white boy is reading the koran, growing a beard, and entering Crunch Fitness, he must be Matthew

by Noor “Wavecheck” muhammad July 5, 2021

Matthew D Bosley

Someone who is a casserole merchant. A person who also may have a fond interest in Alkenes and Prince Phillip…

“Omfg Luc, I never knew you were like that. You should’ve told me you were a Matthew D Bosley!”

by Jake Alexander B September 4, 2021

Matthew

A man with a massive penis

Oh look at Matthew, he’s packing

by Icrycauseraiderssck November 22, 2021

Matthew

Literal rapist

Watch out! Matthew's on the prowl!

by Based Individual1984 November 23, 2021

MATTHEW HULETT

The first name in the bible, the great, god, the one and only.

I named my son matthew hulett.

by Matthew hulett January 30, 2022

Matthew

Lit ass man

HUGE COCK HOLY Cow I SAW IT ONCE AND IM IN LOVEEEEE WITH HIM GREAT HAIR USUALLY FLUFFY AND EVERYTHING IS JUST MOUTH WATERING

I love Matthew so much.

by IronMan4206978047 May 31, 2022

Matthew

If you meet a matthew, you are doomed for life

Omg that is a matthew, i am in hell already

by matthew hater September 21, 2022