A beautiful girl that every guy wants. They come in different sizes but typically have a big butt. They’re good at sports. They are amazing friends and are in a small friend group.
Teacher: “Maria you can leave the class first. Ethan you can go next”
Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase
Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase
by iwannafuckmaria July 26, 2021
Get the Mariamug. A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
eva-maria boobs
by oniloppip November 22, 2016
Get the eva-mariamug. hey have you seen maria silver?
yeah, is that the girl that lives two thousand miles away from mak but he runs back to her?
yeah, is that the girl that lives two thousand miles away from mak but he runs back to her?
by pokkens December 24, 2023
Get the maria silvermug. Maria is a person that is kind, honest, open minded, but also a backstabber. She will care for you very much when you guys are friends. She will give you snacks, tell you her secrets, and support you in the things that you do. But she will also complain about everything, talk behind people’s backs, and be fake to people. And once you tell her you don’t want to be friends with her anymore, she’ll take it so calmly and nice, but then two days later she’ll talk about you to other people that she also replaced with you. She’ll only talk to people that talk to her. She’ll won’t do anything to your face but will talk about you no matter what. If you told her who you like then she’ll tell them rumors about you. Before you tell someone name Maria something about you, or even be friends with her, think again before doing anything.
by Ikyk.jiwan November 20, 2023
Get the Mariamug. Maria is the most beautiful, clever, passionate and funny person you'll ever know (if you are lucky enough to get to know her).
She is incredibly fun while also being sensible and comprehensive because of how intelligent she is. She has the most beautiful smile you can possibly imagine. She has her principles cristal clear and knows herself confidently, so she can have her space while giving you yours. Nevertheless, she will always be there for you if you need her and she will try to give you the best advices she can. She is the best friend you can have and, to put it simple, she is just the best person I know.
She is incredibly fun while also being sensible and comprehensive because of how intelligent she is. She has the most beautiful smile you can possibly imagine. She has her principles cristal clear and knows herself confidently, so she can have her space while giving you yours. Nevertheless, she will always be there for you if you need her and she will try to give you the best advices she can. She is the best friend you can have and, to put it simple, she is just the best person I know.
by CarmenMola October 27, 2021
Get the Mariamug. by jacksilverson November 16, 2021
Get the maria gauthiermug. Maria Luna is a very Happy-Go-Lucky girl, if this is your name, you probably like pink, and ponies, and will probably be better at baseball if your team uses pink uniforms.
by Poofesure Enjoyer April 14, 2025
Get the Maria Lunamug.