Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.

Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

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fudge load

A metric fuck ton only said by people who are in middle school and dont like cursing also Catholic grandmas

"O boy i sure do have a fudge load of homework"

by Zoë the cock master March 17, 2017

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Lock and Load

When you drag your testicles down someone’s back and then insert the penis in the rectum

Hey man I’ve feeling horny, wanna try lock and load.

by Canny Wanny May 20, 2023

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Loaded Up

When a man is sexually aroused and has a chub, but not yet a full-blown erection.

Man, that guy is loaded up! Look at that thing! He is almost ready to go!

by Big Lunch May 27, 2024

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When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 "Load Shedding", so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab yout mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"

Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."

by anonymous February 22, 2023

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