by Monstervf June 04, 2018
Intensely smoking one or more cigarettes in anticipation of a period where one will not be able to smoke such as a plane journey or interminable work meetings. Like carbo-loading but slightly less healthly.
Outside the airport, you can see the huddle of smokers nico-loading in anticipation of their journeys.
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by Gurbur88 March 08, 2018
A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.
For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
When you shove a brick of cheese in a sexual orifice, leave your load in it and your partner will put it in a sandwich to eat
by Dirty mingler February 17, 2024