Low Hanging Testicles

When your balls are below your knees.

You seen Johns Bollocks?
He got some Low Hanging Testicles

by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021

Low key offended

When you are inwardly offended by something minor but don't want to say you're offended and make a big deal. Sometimes you'll make a sarcastic, passive aggressive comment to express you're offended but generally you recover from being low key offended instantly after you feel it.

I was low key offended that Barbara didn't tell me she was going for a coffee.

by gbag84 November 13, 2018

Low life hood

Disney Desendants

from the song Rotten to the core.

lyric
"They say I'm calis a low life hood"

by JJWy4tt_64 October 14, 2020

low fat thot

A Thot who is thic but not too thicc, but is a hoe. Classy but a little bit trashy.

Marcus told that low fat thot to close her fat hoe mouth, but she replied, I like it open.

by Lowfatthot1 February 9, 2018

larry low bid

The contractor that is not as well equiped in experience or tools for the job, but gets it because he gives the lowest bid. Problems always ensue.

Im sorry Mrs Johnson, you lost little Timmy in the school fire because Larry Low Bid did the wiring.

by johny walker November 3, 2006

low carb booty

a flat butt as a result of excessive dieting and exercise.

Wow, Yolanda has a nice shapely booty!

Ugh, Phoebe has a low carb booty...

by Dr. Dru May 13, 2005

all time low

A band consisting of alex gaskarth, jack barakat, zack merrick, and rian dawson. Debatabley one of the best pop-punk bands to play, ever. Their music will touch you in places you didn't know you had. One glance into alex's eyes (and hair) or the first time you hear a sweet note come out of that mouth and you'll be hooked. Don't get your hopes up though my friend, home boy's taken. But then there's zack, with the sickest six pack you've ever seen (and probably ever will see) and the crazy hair. Rian "gaybe,maybe!" Dawson, (as quoted in nothing personal)enough said (: who is also very much taken. And last but most definitely not least, jack. The kid that put the whole band together back in '03, a big thank you goes to that guy on behalf of the world. They aren't sell outs, so don't be a douche and say they are. Undeniabely, alex's voice was much better before the editors got to it and did their shitty lay overs, but we can still get a chance to hear perfection at live shows. Basically, the sickest and most hilarious kids you'll ever meet. & no doubt a crazy great band. So don't be fooled by their entising looks and boyish charm, they're so much more than that.

Kid : dude, did you hear all time low's new cd?

Kid 2 : yeah man, they blow.

Kid : eat shit.

by tori wouldyouturnmeon? July 14, 2009