why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006

A Keys

A singular Keys

I'm going to throw your volcano into a keys
-ThreeArmedThumbsUp

by ThreeArmedThumbsUp October 13, 2023

Chur-key

Native American tribe that half of the crackers in the southern United States claim to be descended from.

"My daddy was a full blooded Chur-key injun"

by grimly fiendish May 17, 2025

Key Pusha

Raised in South Atlanta, GA, Key Pusha Beats began making beats on Fl Studio while attending North Jonesboro alternative high school after being expelled from public school on weapons charges. After a couple of years of perfecting his craft, he started uploading home-made beat making videos to his YouTube page and generated millions of views. In 2008, Key Pusha rose to fame with his snap-dance hit single “Crank Dat Yank” performed by Camp 22. The dance craze gained worldwide notoriety because of its dance, catchy hook and melodic beat. The song peaked at #60 on the US Billboard Hot 100 and was featured on the 106&Park countdown. During this time, he had numerous songs in rotation on Atlanta radio including Shoulder Lean Remix by Young Dro, Dat Good by Da Fam feat. Fabo and more. He produced and recorded “Can I be your man” by platinum selling artists Bow Wow & Lil Wayne. He also met & learned how to use Pro Tools from the world-renowned Auto Tune King, T-Pain. Recently, Key Pusha Beats has produced the (China-based) rap group Higher Brothers’ hit single “Young Master” which has generated over 4 million views on YouTube.

If "Key Pusha" didn't make the Beat, I don't want it bruh.

by hoodlegendz September 15, 2024

Keys

Acronym for "Kill yourself" with an e added to bypass tiktok guidelines

"you should smile more."

"keys 👍"

by CorptBunny May 12, 2025

Low-key

A under dog, mostly used to describe something that is really great however, that something doesn't get enough notoriety for what they do

this dog is low-key the best dog.

by bureauofbeatles September 16, 2020