Combo Job

When a girl gives you head and pleasures you with her hands at the same time.

Did you have a good time with your girlfriend last night?

Yeah she was amazing she gave me a combo job until I jizzed in her mouth

by crushedicey May 5, 2014

Grant Job

Opposite of a barn job. You put applesauce on your privates and have an animal lick it off.

You: Hey Joe!! Where are you going?
Joe: I'm getting a grant job.
You: That's disgusting!!!

by LlihTter October 22, 2014

Snoop Job

The act of smoking marijuana or tobacco out of a pipe or other paraphernalia that is inserted into your partner's ass or desired orifice for sexual pleasure or entertainment.

"Dude he just picked up an eighth for her, I guarantee you she gives him a snoop job with it."

by Manyhollywood December 19, 2014

snoop job

The act of sneaking in to a guys room while he is sleeping and trying to give him a hand job before he wakes

I totally gave Barry a snoop job last night

by lingy95 March 28, 2015

brain job

when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head

I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird

by suckmyash September 5, 2015

job skills

When used years ago, this term referred to the experience/efficiency that you possessed regarding your employer's required tasks.
Nowadays, however, it often merely refers to how expert you are at giving head and/or "spanking the monkey", plus how willing you are to administer said sinful pleasures to your boss whenever he requests you to do so.

I wonder if Willie asked Monica a lot of "in-depth" questions regarding her "job skills" when he originally interviewed for her internship?

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

Covfefe job

The act of ski-poling while sitting between Vladimir Putin and Mohammad Bin Salman while wearing a red bib that says “MAGA”

The only new employment opportunities the POTUS can create are covfefe jobs

by Dr.Smackly November 28, 2018