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main job

Used to counter the sentence you have said before hand and turn whatever you said into the opposite meaning. Typically used when being sarcastic
by Shiftme February 22, 2020
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Flab Job

A flab job is where a fat person will stimulate the penis using their sweaty flab to make the penis ejaculate. This is pretty much a hand job with fat peoples flab (Masturbation)
Tony - "That fat bird Big Betty gave me a sweaty flab job last night, it was banging!"
by Sinkliner May 27, 2018
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Covfefe job

The act of ski-poling while sitting between Vladimir Putin and Mohammad Bin Salman while wearing a red bib that says “MAGA”
The only new employment opportunities the POTUS can create are covfefe jobs
by Dr.Smackly November 28, 2018
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Feaux-job

The oral sex you find on Cinemax at 3:00 in the morning. It looks real sometimes, but most of the time you can tell that it is physically impossible.
I was watching Skinemax with my girl last night. The girl went down, but her nose was up by his bellybutton. It was a total feaux-job.
by Flights29 November 17, 2010
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Combo Job

When a girl gives you head and pleasures you with her hands at the same time.
Did you have a good time with your girlfriend last night?

Yeah she was amazing she gave me a combo job until I jizzed in her mouth
by crushedicey May 5, 2014
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Bus Job

A bus job is a blowjob that is received on a bus ride back from a basketball game, normally a few seats behind the coaches. Most of the time the person receiving a bus job gets it from his best friends girlfriend. This person normally proceeds to get into a fight with his friend.
Didn’t Jaden Perry get a Bus Job his freshman year?
by Cool Cock69 April 28, 2021
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Job Prease

Used to describe a story about an Asian trying to get a job at a University IT center. The story was created by SC when he visited an University, looked into the IT center and witnessed an all Asian group running the center. He then described the process of an Asian getting a job there.
Harro Job Prease? I fix compuder gud!
by SD C April 7, 2010
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