Jimmy jacked

An explosion of energy by one usually acquired through sex, football, or other fun-like activities.

I'm excited, no I'm more than excited. I'm jimmy jacked.

by Mitchell-Francis June 6, 2010

Jacked to the Tits

Implies that something is "all fucked up", "all jacked up" or otherwise "FUBARed".

Person 1: Why are you beating the shit out of the computer?

Person 2: Facebook is all jacked to the tits today and not working right.

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Nevermind, I'll just put it urban dictionary so that it can actually be considered a word or phrase.

by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 25, 2010

jacked

when you're girlfriend doesn't put out ever. Even if you may deserve it.

"So did you get laid this weekend brah?"
"No man, I got Jacked again"

by the quad FTW January 31, 2009

Jackey

A slight variation of the word 'Jackass'. Made popular in northern California.

"That guy is such a Jackey, all he does is poke fun at peoples flaws"

by Todd W. Thompson April 6, 2008

jacked down

When a liquid, height or any sort of amount is dramatically reduced. Typically used in an Xtreme, or passionate manner of speech. In such a manner one might say "jacked up" but since the instance is referring to a lessening of amount "jacked down" is used (ant. jacked up.)(syn.lowered)

Dave: "Dude. M2 Dew Xtreme is some B2W (balls to the wall) shit. I slammed a 2 liter this morning nude surfsailing Satan's Chasm, but now this afternoon my blood sugar is jacked up."

Shane: "So your blood sugar is high then? It should be low."

Dave: "Ya, dude. I meant 'jacked down' (Dave winks at Urban Dictionary and reapplies zinc oxide to nose)".

Shane: "Noob."

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Did you see the Governator speak at graduation? He looked so jacked down in person.

by SmugSockMonkey June 11, 2006

jacked n tan

Every mans goal for the summer. This usually involves spending at least 2 and a half hours at the beach wearing tanning oil and spending a vast majority of the day at the gym.

I was trying to get jacked n tan last summer but ended up getting cancer.

by hoover50 November 10, 2011

jilly-jacked

screwed up, wrong, half-ass, googly, dissapointing

What the crap? That's completely jilly-jacked!

by riggityriggs November 4, 2006