bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
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Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

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The Transform Veronika into Viktor day

The day all Veronikas transform into Viktors

November,23, 2021

Yes today is The Transform Veronika into Viktor day

by Mujut November 21, 2021

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you turned into sausage

When you get so much fcking crazy that you can tuktuk every female in the world.

Random guy : Wow ! Look at this beautiful lady. I want to marry her much…
Random zazo : Nyarg ! I will tuktuk her when she will sleep ! Ounga.
Random guy : You turned into sausage bro..

by Swordexo November 23, 2021

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Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021

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Yeah I’m into bdsm…

Big ducks such as mallards.

Yeah I’m into bdsm…

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 31, 2022

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I crashed my car into a bridge

I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case

Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you

by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022

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Type a period into the youtube search

When you accidentally type a period onto the youtube search and get traumatized.

Everyone: Yo if you type a period into the youtube search dont click on the search recommendations as it will show horrible childrens videos and gore/horror videos

Curious 9 year old: Sure

by Gamerblocko June 13, 2022

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