ipod video

A quick way to sneak your porn. The small screen could be hidden in your hand and you'll look like you have been listening to music.

I am watching Test Drive on my ipod video and my girlfriend doesn't even know it

by Kyle 230 December 15, 2009

IPB

IPB - is short for "in-public boner" and is best described as an erection occurring at the most inopportune moments while a man is out in public. Causing much embarrassment, an IPB can occur randomly or as a result of seeing one or many sexy things.

John was shopping at the mall and, after noticing all the sexy ladies, he got an IPB and had to hide it with his shopping bags.

by b3yond October 19, 2009

iphone drunk

When one reaches the state of black out drunk and they lose their mobile device (usually an iphone.) This usually happens while on the transit back home.

Me: "Hey man did you get home ok last night? You weren't looking so good after those two bottles of whiskey we polished off."

Elliott: "Fuck man I don't remember anything, and I lost my iphone...again! I'm such a dumb ass, that's two times in the last month!"

Me: "Yeah you definitely got iphone drunk last night, that's for sure!"

by pobcat June 25, 2012

Ipsen

When a person smells like shit

What the fuck who spells like ipsen.

by Tony Flor May 26, 2017

R.I.P

Often used in epitaphs in medieval cemeteries, and more recently cartoons. The acronym can mean either "Requiescat In Pace" or its English translation "Rest In Peace".

R.I.P John Smith 1900-1957

by Rotavator December 22, 2010

iPorn

Pornography held on one's iPod, in the form of pictures or more commonly video.

Now that I have iPorn, I can masturbate even when I'm away from my computer!

by Colin K November 21, 2007

iphonophile

An individual who likes the Iphone a little too much.

Yo, that cat Stanley is always gushing about the "Wi-Fi connectivity" on his Iphone--he is a straight-up iphonophile.

by Klee Shay September 27, 2007