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incel

A loser who everyone rejects. He can't get any girl so he goes for the boys instead, but still gets rejected. He's super weird and no one likes him. He's also super ugly.
I hate that kid. He's such an Incel.
by Incelturtle April 15, 2020
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Incel

People, most notoriously men, who have not met nearly enough people on this planet to hate the opposite gender as much as they do. No, I don’t not care that a girl turned you down in tenth grade nor do I care that that guy did not ask you out after you bought him coffee for a week straight. Go outside and smell the reality. There is someone out there for you if you let go of the hurt someone who clearly was not meant for you caused you. Incels typically join online forums where they can be complete and utter wastemen and congregate and discuss incelology and bask in their incelness and kiss each other’s egos.
Guy: I don’t know you but I want you to be my girlfriend.
Girl: *has boyfriend: sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Guy: *gets offended and starts to hate all women for not being available to him, even though these women don’t know him?

Incels: I’m so nice, why does no one like meeee??

Reasonable people: Lol, I have a few reasons why
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counter intelligence

Dis happens when you is lost in a strange country, and you go and asks people if they can count. If they can yous in counter-intelligence.
Q. Hey bro, can you count?
A. Eins, Tsvei, Tzvi, Four , Five.
by Jeff Barouch July 6, 2004
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incel

People who cant get a girlfriend to save their fucking life and thus has a small dick.
A: Have you seen harrison? He's so desperate.
B: Ya. What an incel
by asiangold May 2, 2021
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intelliot

This is an ancient word of the greeks and a word shared by the romans. It was commonly used for describing flaming homosexuals, that would practice thing including but not limited to, beastiality, necrophelia, pedophilia. This was all done with young men.

In the modern time, the definition has not changed much. But it is used as a name by parents who don't like their children.

Other forms: Intellidiot, Intellpenisless, intel
I am going to name my child Intelliot because he is an ass, and i hate him.

Wow, that man is sick, he is a complete intelliot.
by A man February 25, 2005
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Incel

The correct definition of incel is a sexless man who takes out his rage of being sexless to the internet and, specifically, women on the internet. They claim that they don’t get any because women are “too stuck up” or that they are “too wrapped up in feminist ideals to see what a ‘great’ guy they are”.
They blame feminism for many of their own issues and try to say that they are “nice guys”.

If a man is called an incel it is most likely because he is showing his true misogynistic, pick-me boy tendencies and the woman who had to suffer hearing it couldn’t take it anymore.

Incels can come in all shapes and sizes, but they are mostly associated with those pale-skinned, short, glasses wearing, boys who constantly roam the internet looking for a fight against women that they’d never be able to pick in real life.
“So we went on the date but the whole time he kept talking about how he thought I was a ‘good woman’ because I was quiet and didn’t seem ‘too left thinking’ whatever that means,” said Becky.

“Did he keep saying how he was a ‘nice guy’ just looking for a ‘good girl’?” asked Clarice.

“Oh my gosh! Yes! Ughh!” groaned Becky.

“So what did you do?”

“Well I called him an incel freak, paid my half the check and then I left, naturally,” grinned Becky.

“How’d he take it?”

“He proceeded to blow up my phone, all my social media, and is basically stalking me. He keeps yelling at me that he’s not an incel, but I’m just like, ‘then stop acting like one!’”

“When will these monsters learn that we just want to be treated like humans and not servants?”

You know what, we don’t even actually need straight men anymore? Why don’t we just start using gay mens sperm IF we want kids and just hang out with each other instead of date them?”
by WomenDeserveBetter73 January 26, 2022
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intellution

only cool people wear intellution hats
by you know June 21, 2003
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