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bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023
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hold your horses

meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse

(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)
Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"

"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"
by aye ma name DeShawn January 7, 2018
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Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.
Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!
by armerlinsea April 17, 2022
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hold your newt

Aww come on hurry up! Hold your newt! I'm coming
by Sassy ma April 16, 2019
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arch hold

A crossfit instructor renowned for forgetting to take a picture of the WOD board.
by Tehejs July 21, 2017
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Holding up 2 Fingers

If someone holds up 2 fingers they think King Daniel is the hottest mf in the world
Did you see he/or she holding up 2 fingers? They must think King Daniel is hot.
by poopyhead420blazin May 24, 2022
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cargo hold

a) The place inside an airship or boat where goods are stored.

b) If you don't know what a cargo cult is, you probably misheard it as cargo hold, causing you to look up a definition.
Flight attendant: Hey, fox wizard, we'll pay you to defend the cargo hold in the back of the zeppelin.
Fox wizard: Sure. It's not like I have anything else to be doing back here.
by you're joshing me. May 9, 2020
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