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First Ho

This is a title used to describe a woman who is the mistress for the president. It is similar to "First Lady," but because the gal is a ho, she's the "First Ho."

Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.

In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.
Allison: My friend just called Monika Lewinski the "First Ho." I had never heard that term before, so I laughed so hard that coffee shot out my nose. It hurt like a B!

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by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 21, 2016
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HO-DOO

1. A puffed up haircut, usually held aloft with excessive amounts of gel and stanky spray; often a geri-curled

multi-colored mess, typically adorning street walking skank-ass prostitutes.

2. Any haircut which makes a bitch look whorishly hot.
With a big date planned later that night, Shamika went out and got a brand new ho-doo to match her shiny silver "fuck me" pumps.
by BeanTownRat July 19, 2009
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Internet Ho

A person who is addicted to the internet. They have multiple sites that they sign up for i.e. myspace, facebook, black planet, multiply, hoverspot, etc.
Jennifer is an internet ho because I saw her page on myspace, facebook, multiply, and saw her again on tagged.
by Question009 June 29, 2009
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sleeper ho

A ho you keep in the background in case your main ho dumps you, for rainy days and shit. Doesn't necessarily have to be enacted.
"It sucks that Blake dumped you, but at least you have Connor and Julian to think about."
"I have more sleeper hos than I know what to do with."
by yunusgonzalez July 24, 2009
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chin-ho

by BWhip October 16, 2008
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ho intel

The act of a girl helping another girl find a relationship by reporting to her when a guy talks about her or purposely questioning him about her.
Katie was collecting ho intel when she asked Jack about his feelings for Stephanie; that evening she told him everything he said.
by fuffies December 21, 2008
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House That Ho

To bring a Female over and every person in the house has sex with Her either separately or in a group. Also known as "Putting that Ho on the House" or simply "Housing".
Steve: We need to get some pussy man.
Tony: Well I know this freak named Brandy.
Steve: Shit yea call her up, We can house that Ho.

Josh: So what happened with that Bitch you had over last night?
Mark: Me and Skaz put her ass on the house!
Josh: Lucky Bastards too bad I had to work.
by Skazellino May 1, 2012
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