Faux-Hipster

When one gives off the impression off being interesting, artisitic, cosmopolitan, progressive, different and witty but really it is a victory of style over substance. They dress in the highest of indepdendent fashions, they ooze this abstract indepedence and trendiness. They are generally aesthetically-pleasing but as soon as you spark a conversation with one of them you soon realise it is all a facade to cover up the lack of personality, wit, creativity or intelligence. These are the pretentious middle-class imposters who flock to inner-cities because they think they will fit in.

Two guys are in a bar in Camden, they see a possible Hipster in the corner sipping her ice-tea and reading the latest copy of the Big Issue. One decides to walk over to her

Guy: Hey, can I just say your aura is enchanting!

Faux-Hipster Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh....

Guy walks off disappointed. He sees his freind

Guy 2: How did it go?

Guy: Just another Faux-Hipster..

by SomeGuyCalledSomething July 28, 2010

emo hipster

A hipster that tries to have a dark, gloomy appearance as a fad, usually identifiable by an overweight shape, wearing flannel with an emo frizz and typical hipster way of talking. Will tell you about bands from local colleges you'd probably never heard of nor gived a shit because of its cliche sound and will think they are better than you if you are not part of their hipster group.

Junior 1:"Hey those jocks are beating the shit out of that emo kid"

Junior 2:"Don't worry, its that same hipster who said we listen to gay, garbage mainstream music"

Junior 1:"Oh yeah, that's worse, to hell with emo hipsters"

by Goofis October 18, 2013

Disney Hipster

A mainstream hipster lame.

Justin Bieber is a Disney Hipster.

by trashpunk82 January 26, 2011

football hipster

A fake football fan. More likely to be seen on the Internet than in the stadium, where he usually annoys the real football fans with his smugness, while knowing shit about the game. Follows trendy teams like Dortmund and Napoli and is the first to leave the sinking ship.

Football hipster: Oh my. Your incorrect spelling matches with your unillumined knowledge of todays modern football. Pardon, total ignorance or simply deliberate forgery?

Real fan: Get lost, douchebag!

by jarraj November 22, 2013

Glee Hipster

A person who knows the songs that Glee sings before they've sung them and let's EVERYONE know it. Glee Hipsters also hate those who only know songs from Glee.

Person: "Sing" is my new favorite song!

Glee Hipster: Me too! I love My Chemical Romance!

Person: Who? I'm talking about Glee

Glee Hipster: -_-

by ASuiteHeart May 29, 2011

secret hipsters

A colloquial term used to describe seemingly average teenage girls who secretly take artsy hipster-esque pictures on the weekends to boost their self-esteems.

Girl 1: Let's go picnic in the park in our hipster attire this weekend.

Girl 2: Yah girl, I'll make sure to bring my fancy Nikon with me so we can have a super hot photoshoot.

Girl 1: Gahhh we're totally secret hipsters

by hottiemccnuggetpantz January 2, 2012

hipster sex

Having sex with a hipster who points out obscure details while banging about your naked body.

I had hipster sex last night and he kept pointing out how he loved the curves of my ears and how soft my toes were!

by We_are_samanthas May 18, 2011