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crazier than a damn goose

A phrase said to an individual that presents symptoms of insanity, of the water fowl variety.
Boy, you're crazier than a damn goose!
by A$APasparagus May 13, 2015
mugGet the crazier than a damn goosemug.

North American brown goose

An alternative name for “Canadia” goose. A common type of geese found throughout North America; that have a brown back, cream underbelly, and black head and neck with white cheeks.
Did you see that goose? I think it was a North American brown goose.
by Dusty Honey July 14, 2021
mugGet the North American brown goosemug.

my goose is cooked

Too much to drink, too much to smoke ..and any related substance where your mind is altered and you are done partying for the night
AFTER KICKING IT WITH FRIENDS , FAMILY AND EVEN STRANGERS FOR NEW YEARS...IN WHICH BUKU ALCOHOL AND OTHER MIND ALTERING SUBSTANCES WILL BE CONSUMED....TO THE FIRST PERSON THAT ASK WHICH AFTER PARTY I AM GOING TO ...MY ANSWER TO THEM IS NONE.....WHY? BECAUSE MY GOOSE IS COOKED
by ICE MIKE December 31, 2011
mugGet the my goose is cookedmug.

Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck

Someone typically of African descent dragging his long schlong down the back of your mom's throat, sometimes expanding it to the point of her being unrecognizable. You, as a son/daughter, are obviously watching this play out live in person, sometimes you join in, sometimes not.
Real white guy: Dude yesterday my mom gave that SLOPPY TOPPY GOOSE NECK to Tyrone. I had to join in because I am not a racist white nationalist who hates gays.
mugGet the Sloppy Toppy Goose Neckmug.
1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.
I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.
by Dego Dan August 10, 2007
mugGet the Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidencemug.
simply, this phrase is a "nice" way to tell someone to take a flying fuck to a rolling donut, take a flying fuck, go fuck yourself, get lost, kiss off, go suck an egg, go fly a kite, etc.
Schoolyard bully: Gimme a quarter, chump!

Other kid: Take a flying leap of a galloping goose!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 27, 2007
mugGet the take a flying leap of a galloping goosemug.

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