Goalage

When you can’t be bothered to explain football to a girl

“ How did that happen “ , “ It’s a goalage”

by T tull June 1, 2019

Goat in a box

Bat shit crazy people who bring goats into their camper

She has a goat in a box

by Bamabay19 June 7, 2019

Goat pumped

When a guy at the bar buys all of your drinks and is trying to fuck your friend but fist bumps you.

Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.

Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.

The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!

by Jean468 June 20, 2019

goatery

A word meaning multiple goatish things done in a short time span

Wesley and Josh we’re playing brawl stars and there was a lot of goatery going on

by west lee November 7, 2019

GOAT

A retarded ass person with a small penis usually the person to laugh by their self cause no one else will laugh with them cause they are not funny at all!

Alex: YOUR SUCH A GOAT

by Luhvrz December 11, 2019

GOAT

Acronym for ‘Greatest Of All Time’.

Lloyd Purnell is the QMNF Goat

by Shooter’s Grumpy Barmaid March 2, 2020

Goat Disease

The disability to stop being goated at everything

Dang bro I’m so goated I think I have Goat Disease.

by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020