fart fudge

The skid marks in your underwear.

Dude, why is your mom so mad at you?

She found fart fudge in my underwear.

by SBlanky August 19, 2011

nut fudge

The crust that accumulates on the scrotum and taint after a day or more of moist beer farts and sweating.

When I changed my underwear, the smell of my nut fudge was so powerful that I passed out.

by Ewan Macdermott December 7, 2011

wasp fudge

Wasp fudge is a country side delicacy, a fudge containing wasps. This is so unbelievable but actually true, therefore "wasp fudge" can be used to describe other such situations where the fact stated is true but is unusual to the extent that it may seem untrue.

Joe says something unbelievable but insists it is true.
"Joe man, that's wasp fudge!"

by the.duke August 17, 2009

heat the fudge

one would 'heat the fudge' when partaking in a long hard session of anal sex

"I so wanna get down and heat the fudge with that sexy fag"

by Jake Duncan June 15, 2005

Hot Fudge Sundae

You cum, put it on your balls, take a shit, put it on your balls, and then tea bag your sexual partner.

Dude, I was fucking this girl last night and asked her if she wanted a hot fudge sundae.

by B-rax April 8, 2008

Gusset Fudge

The crusty stains left on the gusset of womens underwear, due to the discharge and subsequent drying of vaginal juices. Usually of whitish appearance, it is sometimes a darker tan color, especially when the lady has a little bit too much cheese on the taco or is straight up diseased

I couldn't go down on her after I saw the gusset fudge in her panties

by krisboro February 2, 2008

penis fudge

the gooey stuff that forms around the head of the penis after having sex multiple times and not showering afterwards.

eric you have so much penis fudge from all that sex

by patrick wellin March 26, 2005