Floor

Southern Floridians call the ground, soil, or dirt the floor.

*thud*
“Ugh, dropped my phone on the floor.”

“Shawty, we are outside. Don’t you mean the ground?”

“Yeah, that’s what I said.”

by Professor Pape April 22, 2023

bread on the floor

"bread on the floor" is used when someone is really fucking stupid and leaves some perfectly good bread out on the dirty floor, and then the good bread becomes dirty

man1: "dude, thats bread on the floor"
man2: "oh shit, i was stupid, im sorry"
man1: "you should be sorry, you worthless piece of shit"

by dellg April 27, 2023

Swept the floor

Having your way with someone

She swept the floor with him.

by Meglodave September 6, 2023

Floor

A girl who is very brutal to her mother!!!

She is such a floor

by fresh prins September 20, 2023

chair floor

marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor

p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!

by ehhmazing July 15, 2023

Floor

The flat surface directly above the ceiling when you reverse gravity

I ate the entire second floor of my local ikea

by Awesomehotdogg July 24, 2023

floor fox

When one passes out drunk on the floor after a heavy session of drinking. Typically they will give out wisdom when asked "floor fox of wisdom, what is your wisdom?" before passing out

Oh no megan is floor foxing again, last time she did she would not stop talking about fox supremacy

by Violet Kitsune August 18, 2023