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burns flat

A dry, windy, dusty as fuck, air-force abandoned little town in western Oklahoma populated by impoverished, gun-toting, bible-thumping, ignorant, trump-loving redneck hicks that wouldn't know a good law if it jumped up and slapped them right smack in the damn face. Truly the arm-pit of America. If you spend anytime there, your IQ will plummet 50 points.
Dropout 1: "I feel dumber."
Dropout 2: "Why?"
Dropout 1: "I drove out to Burns Flat."
by TiredOldMan May 23, 2018
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flat universer

a physicist who thinks the universe has zero curvature based on measurements of the observable portion of it, and who does not understand the concept of local flatness of a topological manifold
Yo, that physicist thinks he has ruled out spherical and hyperbolic models for space. There goes another flat universer.
by Dr Q July 26, 2024
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Flat

(the flat/ flat of one’s feet)- A term used to describe how high the heels of the feet are in proportion to the ground while the balls of the feet are on ground during quadrobics.
My flat is 6.5 inches, I'm a women’s 5.
by anonthermus November 21, 2025
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flat minor

It’s a woman ( or man ) under 18 who is not fully developed in the chest area.
Wow that’s a flat minor!
by readysethaction July 1, 2018
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Flat Out

Very busy. From the Aussie idiom, "flat out like a lizard drinking".
by Luichoy August 1, 2016
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Flat screen

When to people perform intercourse by laying flat on each other and slow rubbing them selves together
Jessica is so boring, all we did was flat screen
by Browntown2002 April 2, 2020
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Flats

A famous Overwatch 2 TikToker who Streams on Twitch occasionally.
Joe: Flats is such a good Reinhardt player.

Michael: Fr fr he's literally my favorite Tiktoker and I watch all of his videos. He's so funny bro 💀
by iceolated January 9, 2023
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