Fire Aqua Doo Doo

When some thing is soo sooo good that just calling it "fire" isn't enough.

You know I got that fire aqua doo doo!!

by MissAlieha January 26, 2010

Fire Jesus

Fire Jesus is essentially real Jesus with two major differences; the ability to shoot flames, and the psychotic tendency to burn Pagans. He will spend vast amounts of time simply hunting down and burning Pagans with flames that spurt from his palms.

Pagan: Man, I sure am ready for a long day of bettering my society as a whole followed by some naturalistic tree worship!

Fire Jesus: My ass you are! *shoots flames which instantly incinerate said Pagan"

by Chocolate Pudding Man September 16, 2011

fire drill quickie

During a fire drill in a school or other such public building, you and your significant other hide in a closet or somewhere small and deserted, then when the building is clear you proceed to have sexual intercourse, finishing as everyone comes back into the building and joining the rest of the crowd. If done correctly nobody will ever find out about your actions.

Matt: Dude where were you during that fire drill today?
Jeremy: My girlfriend and I did a fire drill quickie. We fucked in the bathroom while everyone was outside. It was epic.

by eg3311 December 31, 2011

Fire Danger Wank

The act of setting fire to a 'fuse' of lighter fluid and attempting to finish wanking before the fire reaches your balls. no to be attempted by the beginner, should only be performed in a masturbatorium.

Tried to have a fire danger wank last night... all i'll say is roasted nuts!

by The Marine Scientist November 11, 2013

Fireballed

Receiving blowjob and ball play after shots of fireball cinnamon whisky

Marie just did 3 shots of fireball, now I'm getting fireballed in the parking lot.

by Monkeythephotog May 26, 2018

Fire Rock Gaming

A donnie on youtube who likes to crank 90s on Fortnite and has an estimated net worth of 9999999999 quid.

Damn bro that guy can crank, he must know Fire Rock Gaming!

by KetiorYT February 2, 2021

bash fire

A story told on the internet, about real life, that turns out to be fiction. Comes from the website www.bash.org, a site listing humorous logs of IRC conversations. A common theme is that of a user telling a story of how his building is burning down, the joke being that he had to tell his friends on the internet about it before running for his life.

"You know that story Jim's always telling, about the woman he slept with that ended up being his buddie's mom? Turns out it's just a bash fire."

by RunningFool February 17, 2006