Register Fire

Any situation that interrupts the normal flow of a checkout line — resulting in the cash register and/or cashier metaphorically bursting into flames. Causes include employee incompetence, consumer ignorance or (in rare but highly disruptive circumstances) an actual technical malfunction. Register fires typically strike without warning, usually during peak shopping hours. While a shopper can sometimes spot a register fire in progress and avoid the affected checkout line, most register fires are impossible to predict.

Don’t get in that line. Looks like a register fire.

Some idiot tried to return a CD without a receipt and started a register fire.

Her credit card got declined. Register fire! Abort!

by GeyerCom August 14, 2008

Log Fire

On a night out, you make your ginger friend drink wayyy too much so he/she then passes out. At which point you and your other friends simultaneously plank atop his/her head/pelvis. In any photo taken the friends hair must be in full view. The same situation can be re-created if he passes out by any other means; K.O.'d, heart attack, stroke, instantaneous coma disease, etcetera etcetera

}DUDE! How drunk was conor last night?
Drunk enough to let me Log Fire him

-Hey man do you have any photos from vegas?
Yeah I have a brilliant one of me and the lads making a Log Fire on Carrot Top's bush

by Big Leezo December 6, 2011

ring of fire

What you call your anus when having explosive gas and/or diarrhea.

Also:
The feeling you get when your hemorriods become inflammed.

When you feel a flamming fart that singes your anus as it leaves the anal cavity.

by Amber & Tiffany March 13, 2004

friendly fire

Friendly fire : The American fighting man's favourite pastime.

Hey man! its moving, kill it!

by minge August 10, 2004

fire crotch

name of a person with red vag hair

jessie is such a fire crotch

by luckycharms855 September 5, 2009

Chicago Fire

Quite frankly the worst soccer team in the world. Known for both their poor style of play and poor sportsmanship.

"My son's peewee team played well today. They would crush the Chicago Fire."

by fireman2012 September 16, 2012

Fire Bush

Were it not for Dick Cheney, this would be the best course of action for the citizens of the United States.

Despite his abysmal track record on virtually every substantive issue, American voters failed to seize the opportunity to fire Bush in the 2004 presidential election.

by GinaMarie October 20, 2007