beach feet 

Calloused feet from continous treading on sand, rock, etc. Developed over time by vacationing for too long in nice places

Bro: How can you stand this hot sand?
Bruh: You’ve got to get your beach feet. Walk over hot coals!

beach feet by CAPSLOCKYEAH July 5, 2018

Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold

Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!

Curtain feet-tits by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018

cooks feet 

All the built up dead skin on a Chef feet that allows him to stand on his feet for long periods or hours throughout the day

Man, I just did a 15 hour shift at the restaurant, but thanks to cooks feet my feet don’t hurt

cooks feet by #ChefLife August 19, 2018

Ass feet 

Feet that look so good it makes your butthole feel good

Damn she got sum sexy ass feet

Ass feet by Space tent February 21, 2019

Springman feet 

Smelly ass feet that stinks up the whole room

Bob had a bad case of springman feet

Springman feet by Sloopypoopynig March 3, 2019

Happy Feet 

An insult that compares people with the body shape of a penguin

Rosie O'Donnel looks like she's got some Happy Feet

Happy Feet by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019

sneaky feet 

When yous feet are sneaky

“I didn’t hear you coming”

“Yeh I have sneaky feet”

sneaky feet by Sneakyfeet69 August 5, 2019