fart walk

When you fart every time you take a step.

Oh my God, I just had a severe case of fart walk. I feel sorry for everyone on that stairwell.

by DrRoy1 January 23, 2011

Fart Man

Fart Man

Fart Man

by Geese Couch Taming January 2, 2021

fart slap

If someone you don't like is sleeping, crouch bare-assed over his face. Have somebody else slap his face right as you bust ass. That way, he wakes up to smell your fart and see your ass in his face.

"Hey, let's give Russ the fart-slap"

by whitest guy ever April 29, 2005

sparrow farts

Australian for very early in the morning.

We need to get up at sparrow farts tomorrow to catch the plane.

by JungleJumper November 9, 2005

Fart Catcher

Political aide who covers up or spins a politician's gaffs.

Don't worry about Larry, his fart catchers will take care of everything.

by Billy Bob 2003 July 28, 2009

Titty Fart

The noise that can be, but isn't guaranteed to be generated by the penis and breasts during rough pelvic thrusts by the male and tightly squeezed breasts usually helped by sweat, lube, or spit. Usually no foul smell results from this.

I was titty fucking my girl and we were really going at it and then she titty farted on my dick.

My wife can titty fart on command.

by traynwreck April 6, 2012

Yoshi fart

1. n. A type of flatulation having dual escapes of gas where the first fart is released having a high pitch, and the second is released having a lower pitch; the tonal quality replicating the audio sound of Mario mounting Yoshi.

:: ppsht! ppsht! ::

"Whoa, you better check your pants for an egg, that was one nasty Yoshi fart"

by NYC March 13, 2006