Facebook Faggot

A Facebook Faggot is someone who spends all day on Facebook whining about everything, saying gay or dumbass coutes, or posting the stupidest shit. They will often say things that are copied from others to get likes or they will say things such as "Why does this always happen to me?" When they complain about things in their life its because they have no friends except for the ones on facebook. They are really annoying in real life because they only talk about
Facebook.

"Clint always puts gay quotes on facebook, he is a Facebook Faggot."
"Wow clint is such a facebook faggot he is always whinging."

by Lil' Biggums September 2, 2012

Facebook fucking

To have Facebook chat sex.

Madeline was up all night Facebook fucking Austin.

by pgkbb July 5, 2008

facebook junkie

A person who finds it extremely difficult to focus on anything other than facebook. If they're at work, all they think about is finding a window of opportunity so as to be able to access thier facebook page. If the kids are hungry, then food will consist of a pot noodle, a packet of crisps and a can of coke, taking as little time as possible to prepare in order to get back to thier beloved facebook. This inturn creates what is now know as a facebook orphan.

facebook junkie facebook orphan

by rastadee September 9, 2009

facebook stalker

A person who had way too much time on their hands, basically someone who has no better life except to look at others profiles and be jealous or want to have their lives. Or a person who constantly steals another person's wall posts, photos, notes and posts them as their own. That's a real loser facebook stalker, they have no imagination or creativity for their own facebook updates, so they have to steal others reality updates to make themselves look/feel good. These people are sad cases of obsession and loneliness, they spend way to much time on facebook as well, by posting 20 posts a day.

"Elliott is such a sad,lonely person, he spends too much time looking at others facebook profiles attaining ideas for his new status update." That's a real Facebook Stalker, my friend told me!

by robinhood1975 April 11, 2012

Facebook Magician

Someone who appears sexy on Facebook in their photos, but in real life is an ugly fuck.

Gabe: Damn Kimberli is fine!

Mike: Na dude don't fall for it she's a Facebook Magician.

by xbox crew August 1, 2011

Facebook drunk

So drunk that the only way you'll find out what you did that night is by checking Facebook in the morning.

Let's get pissed. Let's get smashed out of our skulls. Let's get Facebook drunk.

by George McBob September 17, 2010

CSI Facebook

When you login to Facebook and your friend count is down (noticeable if you're older and don't add everyone you've ever seen). The ensuing investigation can resemble complex forensics, as you examine your pages to profile the missing candidate.

(p.s. To save time, it's always a girl).

Kenny: Logged onto the 'Book last night. Friend Count was down by one.
Brad: So - just the 12 now?
Kenny: Uh-huh. Had to 'CSI Facebook' for 7 minutes to pull up a suspect, you feel me?
Brad: Jenny?
Kenny: Yeahhh!! How'd you know?
Brad: Man. Next time -just let her have one of your fries.
Kenny: Hmm. True dat!

by Paper Tiger Web June 21, 2009