funky gunk

the funky gunk under a male's ball skin, also can be found in the uncircumsized area ong, it hides inside of it so it is impossible to get out. makes the scrotum stank.

"Have you heard about ashon's cheese?"

- "No what is that"
"The funky gunk under his foreskin, ong that shit stank like a mf"

by scrotum balls June 8, 2021

Funky Nut Blast

When a man hasn’t showered in days and gives a girl a facial. His dirty balls and dick give his nut a funky taste

Brad: “this chick wants me to splooge on her face!”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast”

by onfonem666 August 18, 2021

Funky Uncle Jeffrey

A penis.

Adam: “I gave her a good rogering”
Steve: “So the funky Uncle Jeffrey made an appearance - Bravo.”

by goldengrey1776 November 13, 2021

Funky big sauce

Funky big sauce

Darren: Yo! Dude! bro!

Sam: Funky big sauce

by FunkyBigSauce August 31, 2022

funky boo boo

overwhelming smell of all bad smells combined to the 87th power.

damn it smells like funky boo boo up in here

by zorg worg December 14, 2022

ganklesaurus funkle

a prefix to something that is funky, crooked, twisted, stained, malformed, repulsive, odorous, inappropriate, alarming, calloused, disturbing,

I hate when old men wear sandals and let their "ganklesaurus funkletoes" show!

If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"

The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt

by jendagwah abundgatta December 31, 2011

The Funky Carl

The Funky Carl the act of cumming in a gay man and then treating him to a five star dinner. After the dinner it is essential to immediately shove a tennis ball right up his arse and then shove a potato up your own arse. Finally, you MUST beat your meat to James Charles while calmly whispering, "Hump me like Sandusky" into a gay man's ear.

I did the Funky Carl last night with my buddy and now my arse is sore.

by shamorie February 26, 2020