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force

1. when someone is trying to hard to make a joke

2. or when someone asks you to do something and you dont want to do it.
josh: Knock knock

Kimball: FORCE...no one uses knock knock jokes anymore

Josh: Could you tell me a joke so I can be funny?

Kimball: wow...force..DUB FORCE
by k-balls April 16, 2008
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Air Force

The most feared and most respected branch of the Armed Forces of the United States.

Contains enlistees smart enough to repair the most expensive equipment in the entire US inventory, strong enough to KO one of those Army guys (have you seen their basic training lately?) with enough restraint to not rape any schoolgirls of another nation like the Marines and Sailors.

Underrated physically, even though their PT standards are more rigorous than the Army and Navy's, on par with the Marines, and despite the fact that as far as boxing goes, the AF has been shitting the best fighters for the past two decades (Marine Corps Martial Arts? Lol. Whatever.).

The only branch of the Armed Forces of the United States whose personnel contribute to the 40+yr DOMINATION of their domain; the skies. And they have done so without the help of allies. No million-soldier/marine invasions on some beach. No waterbattles resulting in the loss of a million ships. No battle losses at all. When was the last time you heard of the Army or Marine Corps dominating the land? Or the Navy dominating the sea? Never.

Owners of the greatest aircraft ever invented. The only branch able to kill you two times before you even know that you're at war.

The best there ever was, whose pilots are better and smarter than those psuedopilot wannabes of the other branches who are just mad because they didn't have what it took to cut it in the Academy. Fags.

Hated on by all these other branches that would like to think that they can win wars without them, like this is the fuckin' 18th century, and we still march in columns and then shoot at each other.

The most respected branch by our citizens, because of our intelligence, power, and capability.
"The Air Force is useless. What is that? A tank up there?? Oh god! A flight of enemy aircraft? Quick! Call the Air Force!!"
by The Airman March 17, 2008
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enchanted forest

A rave held in australia, runned/owned by bikies
Enchanted forest - columbia - crack town-
by disturbed May 10, 2004
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foreskin

A dairy farm specialising in ripe cheese, located in the pants of uncircumcised males.
"OOOOhhhh what is that f#$king smell?? Is that your foreskin?!?! Duuuuude, you need to get that sh!t pasteurized!"
by Cleansed July 2, 2008
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foreskin master

the foreskin master is the controller of the universe. no single being can compare to the foreskin master, he is like god, only better and higher in the ranking.
matt is the foreskin master, dont argue with him or he'll place you in his foreskin.
by marvin barrs November 27, 2004
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G-Force

The ammount of gravity multiplyed by two put on your body.
while in the jet he pulles a G-force of 4
by Pimpjuice21891 December 15, 2003
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oak forest

the best place to pop pills, get high, drink, many whores there(: alot of parties. youll always have fun here. everyone knows everyone, rumors get around. dont trust anyone. alot of fake people. they try to turn house parties into raves but it doesnt always work out. cops are pussies here, run & youll get away. also known as "cokeforest"; lots of coke heads. & alcoholics. best place to raise your child, theyll have fun here. hahahah oak forest high school is the place to go. oak fest is the shitttt. (this town isnt always like what im saying, its just how alot of people i hang out withh are) lots of preps, people in sports. stuck up people, fake people. lots of bad, crazy bitches (: that's pretty much all i can think of (: but shit, i have alot of fun there! & i dont even live there♥
in oak forest, you can drink, party, anywhere or everywhere. its alot of fun.
by badbitchhh May 19, 2011
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