English Grammar

Accommodate (two c's and two m's)
Asthma (sneaky "th")
Colonel (even though we pronounce it "kernel")
Conscience (even though we pronounce it "con-chense")
Embarrass (two r's and two s's)

basically living hell ;)

Bob: English Grammar sucks!
Jeff: yessss

by REB7293_2223hfje September 15, 2020

Children’s Vernacular English

Abbreviated as CVE, it is the distinct dialect used by prepubescent children

Words like blankie, tattletale, cooties, and scaredy-cat are examples of children’s vernacular English

by I Like To Define Words December 8, 2022

dahntay’s english

It is the english that only Dahntay Broehl can speak fluently.

Oh your sentence isn’t making any sense. You must be using Dahntay’s English.

by krisxian January 31, 2024

The English Dictionary Is For The Word "'.Betrayal.'"

The English Dictionary Is For The Word "'.Betrayal.'"

The English Dictionary Is For The Word "'.Betrayal.'"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Forgot how to English

A slang term for when someone stutters or makes a mistake when talking, usually followed by “for a second”. Has a similar meaning to “I can’t words”

P1: “Hey dude, do you know when the team meet is over?”
P2: “It should end at 9:56”
P1: “Thanks lamb”
P2: “Bro, what?”
P1: “I meant man! Sorry, I forgot how to English for a second”
P2: “Haha, it’s okay”

by T-pose cat June 19, 2022

English Breakfast

When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.

Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning

by Kugelblitz187 February 21, 2023

American English

A simplified version of regular English.

American English = English (Simplified)

by Klojhgfcvbn September 2, 2022