Emily

A literal bitch who you shouldn’t waste your time with. Emily’s will fall for you and make you think they like you. Then one minute later they ghost you and they be a complete bitch about it. When you try to contact them, they blame everything on you and make you feel terrible.

Don’t waste your time!

1. Dude who’s that one girl?
2. That’s Emily! Don’t even bother with her. She’s such a bitch!

by Master of pineapples March 15, 2020

emily

literally just ketchup

barney: yo are you frineds w emily?
ian: idk she’s just... ya know? ketchup.
barney: no cap!!!! #saggytits

by animalcrackeraddict69 March 17, 2020

Emily

Biggest bitch there ever was. Everyone thinks she’s so perfect and nice and the sweetest angel, but she’ll stab you in the back the minute the gets a chance. She acts like your best friend one minute but then ditches you and betrays you the next. But it’s okay though, because she got fat and ugly after high school and probably crushes her twig of a boyfriend in bed. We hope she dies in the worst way possible, but Coronavirus will do.

“Wow, what an ugly fat bitch. Her name must be Emily.”

by Karma6660 March 19, 2020

emily

a simp, who cna barely do a pushup

that girl is such an emily have you seen her laptop?

by fuckyaoi June 2, 2020

emily

a musical theater obsessed bitch thats also just turned 18

person: oh emily yeah she loves musicals

by ellsbells2703 July 18, 2020

emily

really fucking annoying

oh my god did u that girl

omg yeh she is such an emily

by deppesedslllllaag August 25, 2020

Emily

Emily is a fabulous girl, we can all depend on. She has a best friend called lingy mate who she tends to finger in the bum. She only simps for wannabe freo surfers but we still love her. She enjoys the company of meth on the daily, she’s not picky about what she shoots up. She uses her spare time to buy mice off of gumtree for her rodent collection at home. Emily is love, Emily is life.

Emily is love, Emily is life

by Dyslexicadave September 17, 2020