Evanese

Evanese is when somebody named Evan speaks a different language that's non-existent.

You dude! Did Evan just speak Evanese again?

by A local dreamer March 18, 2018

Evan

To be a straight up motherfuckin thug, a very sexy or attractive man. A very muscular person who is very smart person who outwits many people. A manipulative genius who's life goal is to be wealthy. A person whom is very good in bed.

Oh i wish i could sleep with that man i heard hes very evanly.

by Silver Krueger May 14, 2018

evan fontes

Good at basketball like lebron

Will posterize u

Will break ur ankles

Has a wet jumper

Never misses a shot

Man that dudes pulling a Evan Fontes .

by The G. O. A. T May 16, 2018

Evan

A strange, mysterious figure that lurks in his man cave. Often accompanied by a Joel. Can be found in his natural habitat playing video game and snacking on granola. Regularly sites memes and draws in female accomplices.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Dude is that an Evan?"
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah! Look he's accompanied by a Joel?"

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Look at that guy pitching the tent!"
Guy 2: "Oh that must be an Evan!"
Guy 1: "No doubt!"

by Normynormybaby May 16, 2018

evan

Evan is the term given to a deformed or disabled kid who plays fortnite everyday & Dosent want to download pubg because he knows that hes trash at it

"Not the evan ones"

by Enuas Bitch August 27, 2018

Evan

trash at fortnite

YOURE SO TRASH EVAN GET GUD CONSOLE PLEB

by Pseudonym1838281188 September 3, 2018

Evan

Evan cares about other people more then he cares about himself he is smart,hot af,and caring. He loves to play sports and he is really good at pretty much every sport . He won’t brake a promise and will respect you .

Evan just made me really happy and made my whole day better.

by That background girl September 17, 2018