A bloody thick bastard who has the chromosome count of a pebble. Genuinely could not count to 279 if they tried. A nice person but has 0 sense of humour, very likely to enjoy cringe and dad jokes, especially. Usually brunette but sometimes blonde and it's very rare they're sexy, but if you find a sexy one it's usually a keeper. Very trustworthy, as long as they remember to use their minimal brain and mental capacity, if not, your secrets or good up are probably going to be leaked.
by Steven19 August 15, 2019
Absolutely the worst name in known history!! Whoever has this name can go eat a butt and then go jump off a plane, with a parachute of course!! And wish they don’t die because of their cursed name Emily!!
Emily: Hey my name is Emily
Person: ...just don’t talk to me
Emily: why
Person: because your name sucks, only come back once you changed it and don’t you dare change it to Emma either because ya both gay and I mean the stupid gay
Person: ...just don’t talk to me
Emily: why
Person: because your name sucks, only come back once you changed it and don’t you dare change it to Emma either because ya both gay and I mean the stupid gay
by Just that jay.org March 25, 2020
by deppesedslllllaag August 25, 2020
emily is a dumbfuck
although she’s a fuckin idiot and doesn’t know much, she knows she’s in love with a boy named emre
commonly used with: emre
although she’s a fuckin idiot and doesn’t know much, she knows she’s in love with a boy named emre
commonly used with: emre
by canisleeponthecouch May 17, 2019
White Girl with Braces
by Boomchickalaca June 20, 2018
by fuckyaoi June 02, 2020
the person that dates 12021201032240389843280657397841238706523970247652378902 people at once, She also does not care about her boyfriend and if sh does that is probably a fucking lie
Emily:I have 200 boyfriends at once
by Boeing748 October 05, 2020