douche water 

The brown water based liquid that drips/leaks out of an anus after it has been cleaned using a douche.

'hamilton! dude have you pissed yourself?'

'no its douche water!'

'ah, that explains the smell.'

douche water by james abu hanzah December 17, 2008

Douche Bag Fag 

Someone who spends $200 on a pair of jeans (not to be confused with someone who buys a $200 computer graphics card).

"You bought those for how much? You're a douche bag fag."

Douche Bag Fag by He of One Letter May 21, 2009

Douche Canoe 

A canoe that has the capacity to contain more douche than the standard bag.

No a bag could not contain all of his douche, he is indeed a douche canoe

Douche Canoe by Jangles the moon monkey July 14, 2011

Douche Brothers

Two guys who hang out together alot, and i mean ALOT. It gets to a point were its unhealthy and they start to finish each others sentences. Common activities are surfing, egging cars, and golfing while drunk.

Hey look! There go Alex and Drew, the Douche Brothers.

Douche Brothers by themaster131313 February 8, 2010

douche canoe 

One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.

Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.

Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.

douche canoe by GeoSlab September 25, 2012

douche bag 

1. A person (usually a male) who thinks they are alot cooler than they really are.
2. They have no concept of reality and are very self-centered.
3. You just can't stand looking at them and ususally whatever comes out of their mouth is idiotic and just doesn't make sense.
4. They just don't get it whether it be their personality and/or fashion/style.

Spencer on the MTV show the Hills!

Girl 1: I just hate the way Spencer looks with that grin and silly goatee.
Girl 2: Ya not to mention the stuff that comes out of his mouth. Ughh...what a douche bag!

douche bag by Brent P March 25, 2008

douche nozzlery 

The act of participating in douche nozzle related activities (ie. behavior transcending common insults)

I don't like that Toad guy.

Why not.

Eh, hes up to some douche nozzlery.

douche nozzlery by David878 January 12, 2007