Doing a Diane

When you get above 90% on a test because you memorised the mark scheme, but you tell everyone you never saw it.

Doing a Diane...
Diane : "Oh my god, I got 92%!"
Everyone in the class: "Shut up Diane, you memorised the mark scheme..."
Diane : "No I didn't! I swear!"
*she memorised the mark scheme because she is a dumb cunt*

by Heybro... March 17, 2017

doing the ryanland

Verb The gerund of ryanland.

"It feels like everyone is ryanlanding."
"Dude. It's 'doing the ryanland' "

by dfinitions April 24, 2021

Doing the Merch

A popular dance involving grabbing the ankle and taking pants off. Then a up and down motion while holding the ankles. There are variations of the dance but it has to involve grabbing ankles and taking pants off to be considered doing the merch

I got white girl drunk yesterday and next thing you know I was doing the merch

by dubadub September 22, 2014

Do the Rudy

In traditional wedding photos of guests, you are holding both hands in the air with a surprised look on your face.

Lets take pictures over there and do the Rudy!

by Noodles80 June 21, 2013

Do wan

Derry colloquial, the insult to use when you've run out of anything tactful and the person on the receiving end has already used the "your ma" insult. Generally the same idea as fuck yourself, but not as agressive, and suitable for use when fighting with friends without endangering the friendship forever.

"Go do wan"

"Gone go do wan"

"You're taking too long"
"That's what yer ma was sayin last night"
"Aw jesis that was called fer"
"Aye so's your face"
"...Gone do wan"

by dootmc April 8, 2009

doing a spie

breaking the clutch on your car

<bloke 1> my cars broke :
<bloke 2> how?
<bloke 1> I did a spie :(

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

Doing a Leslie

1. To masturbate on webcam (so called because Leslie Grantham was caught in his Eastenders dressing room doing just that)

2. To generally be a sexual deviant in an unpleasant manner (we can thank both John Leslie the British TV presenter, accused of some nastiness to one Ulrika Jonsson, and the aforementioned Leslie Grantham for this usage)

I was idly browsing some webcam chatrooms today when, much to my disgust (though not surprise), I caught my friend Chris Doing A Leslie from his pad in France.

by Chris Meme November 16, 2007