black cock disorder

Fear of the outside world; specifically areas and situations with large crowds. Group anxiety. Fear of akward social situations.

Charles forgot to take his Black Cock Disorder pills; now he's houseridden.

by Bugg May 5, 2005

Anxiety Disorder

A mental illness that is self-diagnosed by Gen Z and later Millennials because they got scared about doing something once. They believe the cure for this is by staying glued to your smartphone for 96% of your day which does nothing but absolutely deteriorate your social skills, resulting in you being horrified of going to a public place because “oh no, there’s people there!!!”
People who claim to have this self-diagnose themselves with this disorder downvote posts on UrbanDictionary that calls them out, takes jokes as statements (especially online), and accepts every possible opportunity to act offended simply for the reason that there’s a chance to.

If you’re curious to know the ratio of how many of these people exist, look at the Thumbs Down button below, compared to the Thumbs Up button.

Do you want to come to the park?

“Uhm no, there might be another person in that 6000 square foot park, are you crazy??? I have an anxiety disorder. I need to scroll through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for the 13th time this hour and not actually read anything while I simultaneously order SkipTheDishes because I’m too fat and lazy to go cook.”

Uh ok, you do that. I’m gonna go hang out with friends.

“OMG NOBODY EVER HANGS OUT WITH

ME :(“

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

The way psychiatrists say ADD and ADHD when they want to drug your child

"I'm afraid your child has ADD. I think he should try Ritalin.
"YOU WANNA DRUG MY KID???"
"Madam, you don't understand. The situation's precarious. Your child suffers from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder."

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Nurmagomedov disorder

A disorder attributed to proper number 12. Symptoms include blue lips, hiding behind girls and cowarding. Nurmagomedov disorder has early onset’s, triggers for this disorder are, Dolly’s and tour buses, other triggers may be Irish people.

Oh no! Look at that fairy, he is doing a Nurmagomedov! he seems to suffer with Nurmagomedov disorder.

by DoYouWantMyBaby October 3, 2018

Post trump stress disorder

When you're being a pussy because your candidate loses and you need to drink bleach

All these college kids have post trump stress disorder

by GetCucked November 28, 2016

Diorama

Diorama is an AMAZING band from Germany. There is no classification for their music, but they are usually labeled under "goth/electro" or something similar. Their sound is entirely unique, with the mood varying from melancholic to intense, with melodic, harmonic and unbelievably amazing vocals. Many consider their music "dark", some say depressing, but really it is all beautiful and dramatic. This man has the most sensual voice ever. One day this band is going to be much bigger than they are right now.

I love the song "Brainwashed" by Diorama!!!

by amaroid September 17, 2008

obsessive compulsive disorder

Disoder in which the sufferer has a 'need' to have everything perfected to the 't'. They are usually very anal and will induce bodily harm should you ruin their arrangements.

Ah, all my vinyls are arranged from A to Z...WHO THE FUCK PUT PINK FLOYD IN THE Z's?!!!"

by Sai Wolf June 4, 2005