Megan, being Jewish, could not wait for her kosher dildo after temple. She went to the store to find Hebrew national hotdogs. Kosher meat for a kosher girl, she said.
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Man I just ate so many saltines I had to go and buckle up the dildos to make room for birthday cake.
by Geoff C. May 18, 2019


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Carried by muff diver cornish fuckbots a small collection of toys of different shapes, sizes And colour used to aid in the pleasure of the frustrated
The cornish fuckbots could not help tim alone, the army dildos were deployed to de-frustrate the man
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