Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.

Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024

nic shake disorder

a nervous disorder related to chronic nicotine use. feening or not it can happen when walking or standing and large amounts of caffiene can worsen it

friend: why u tweakin bro, u on speed?
me: no i got nic shake disorder

by lilsamsixty9 May 31, 2021

Age-related mood disorder

A mood disorder charachterized by people having a shorter fuse as they get older

My parents are suffering some kind of age-related mood disorder

by Sexydimma March 29, 2017

Acquisition disorder

When someone shops too much or is a hoarder

I helped her pack her house when she moved

I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.

by MarianneM August 24, 2016

Skz disorder

Once infected you’ll never be the same.💔Stray kids whoo dadadararara dadarara pararadadarara dararara

“I can’t go to school today mister i have skz disorder i need to stay home and watch changbin edits”

by changbins wife February 20, 2025

Cheems Disorder

Cheems Disorder is when the person can't type correctly and replaces the letter with the one next to it.

Texter 1: So how are you?
Texter 2 : idk I'm doing good yoi?
Texter 1 : Do you have Cheems Disorder?
Texter 2 : Yesh I do

by Incooknito April 17, 2021

sexual personality disorder

Is a disorder that mainly affects a persons sexual personality leaving the person in a dysfunctional mental state
Which may also affect their ability to make the right choices when it comes to sexual intercourse
This is the main cause for sexual harassment , rape , and sexual abuse (molestation)

Ricky suffered from sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes October 19, 2018