Demon Portal

Vagina.

You don't want to know the kinds of things that have gone in and out of that girl's demon portal.

by anonononmys December 9, 2008

demon of god

an absolute idiot that goes to church everyday to wipe away his sins

jared killed my cat and fucked my horses, hes a fucking demon of god

by ifuckmyowncatswithmen February 18, 2021

Demon Destroyer

One who destroys demons.

He is a real demon destroyer.

by DEMONDESTROYER December 19, 2009

Demon Spreader

When you find an evil bitch and spread her legs wide open and to your surprise you are met the smell of fire and brimstone, the screams of hell, and demonic jagged vaginal teeth that bite your dick off.

I was thinking she was marriage material but thankfully before taking her to meet the family I found out she was a demon spreader. Barely saved my dick from this one!

by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023

Demon

Is what you call a Toby

He's a bloody good fellow, that demon.

by TheMANtheMYTHthePOTATO September 4, 2021

Rusty Demon

Having sex up the arse during the effects of food poisoning from a hot curry.

Bryan took the opportunity slip one up her arse while she was suffering from fiery vindaloo shits. The result…. a Rusty Demon

by Nicktheteeth December 8, 2024

demon sword

When you adjust the setting on a lighter so the flame is 6-10 inches high - that flame is a demon sword.

I borrowed that dude’s lighter to light my cigarette, and almost got my face cut off by a demon sword.

by WeirdMountain December 10, 2018